Maybe…

I’ll give Darcy that back rub she’s wanted for 2 weeks…
Oh wait, the house has gone crazy!
The back rub I sensually give her and that she adores?
Nope, kids ate a pot of chili, someone that is like 40 pounds took 15 pounds of chili upstairs and dove in hands first.
Unexpected guess taunts crying two-year-old that [...]