“Nothing, you say, matters, to us…”
Yeah fuck you and I’ve had a bad week…
Let’s have a scenario…
You go to 15 electronic stores and the PlayStation III is sold out for your child. You get to store 16, there is one left, you can get a rain check or pick it up. The woman next to you says, “I [...]
Good Morning, or it should be good…
Small discussion about where the road has been heading turns into kissing her all over her body for 10 minutes then leading into some of the best sex we’ve had in two years. I’m still a little blown away.
So that’s why it should be a good morning.
But, Emaly and Jack wake up screaming this [...]
LESBONICS
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?… A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?… A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?… Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can’t lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?… Because they can’t eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. [...]
Dead Cat?
Let me start by saying, I own a cat, love my pets, and wouldn’t ever do anything to hurt them. With that said….
My friend was watching a mutual friend’s cat while he was on vacation. Before he left, he warned that the cat was old (21 years old), and not doing so hot. He suspected [...]
Church Bulletin Bloopers: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters.
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