15 Things Not to Say to a Cop

Things Not To Say To A Cop
1. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
2. Aren’t you that guy from the Village People?
3. Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
4. Hey, you must have been doin’ at least 120 mph to keep up with me…Good job!
5. Bad cop! No [...]

My Work Desktop

Yep, I have two monitors… Pretty awesome…
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What a F’ing Day…

Darcy and I fought this morning, typical me messing up again.
I spent 2 hours on the kitchen and living room again this morning, come home to a trashed house. JD only had the kids 1 hour and everything fell apart, I just wanted to sleep after that, but Darcy twisted my arm (yeah [...]

Stupid Quiz…

39% (Yankee). You are definitely a Yankee.
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Where’ve I Been?

I’ve been trying to put a picture post together to show you all what I’ve been doing the last 30 days and I never got to it. <lj-cut text=”Well here it is, summarized…”>Well here it is summarized and all pics are clickable for full view…
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